- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via the-drugs-d0nt-w0rk)
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via sexmarathoner)
step on the back of my shoe so my foot comes out and i’ll step on the back of your head so your teeth come out
(via the-drugs-d0nt-w0rk)
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
(via wearesexbobombs)