irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via the-drugs-d0nt-w0rk)

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

(via sexmarathoner)

trillow:

step on the back of my shoe so my foot comes out and i’ll step on the back of your head so your teeth come out

(via the-drugs-d0nt-w0rk)

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

(via wearesexbobombs)